Happy New You, Boo!

 

Happy New You, Boo!

I want to thank everyone who came to the New Year’s Eve with the Juke Joint Revue Krewe at the Parkside Lounge! We had a blast, the show sold out, Mark Bokvist’s gumbo was delicious, great success and happiness were enjoyed by all. It was a very prodigious start to a busy year!

 

Let’s get this year’s festivities started off right this year with some burlesque, some music with the amazing Empire Beats and a whole lotta lame jokes…Thank you, I’ll be here all night…the Juke Joint Revue has moved to the third Thursday of the month and the line ups are looking delicious! Calamity Chang has invited me to host a good number of Room 69’s at Hotel Chantelle and I’ll be sporting a vinyl nun’s habit at Pam Demonium’s Heart Shaped Boxes—a Nirvana tribute show!

 

Thursday, January 23rd 8:00 pm
The Juke Joint Revue
Parkside Lounge Still Only TEN BUCKS!
317 Houston at Attorney LES

F to Delancey or 2nd Ave or B, D, M, 6 to Broadway/Lafayette

***NOW ONCE MONTHLY ON THIRD THURSDAYS BUTCEPT THIS ONE!***

Evergreen Spring 2014

The raucous and rowdy Juke Joint Revue is back and revved up for the New You, Boo! Empire Beats is working up lotsa love songs for the New Year. Tonight’s show is Olde Home Week as we bid farewell, but never goodbye, to Coco te Amo. She was the Juke Joint’s first dancer and she will be heading to Savannah all too soon. So of course she will reprise her beautiful “Midnight Train to Georgia” act and we will all cry. Also joining us will be her “Heaux and Hauswives” momma, Grandma Fun and my sweet, sweet Beelzebabe Siren of Sodom regaling us with a routine to Empire Beat’s original tune “Spoiled”. Featuring kittening by Carriage Return, who will dance in February. Along with our beauteous Good Time Gal will be audience favorite, Fancy Feast and womanning the door the adorable Pam Demonium.

 

https://www.facebook.com/events/661523957224128/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

 

Saturday, January 25th, 8pm
Les Chantueses A Vocal and Burlesque Variety Show
Branded Saloon @ 603 Vanderbilt Avenue
$8 entry

With performances by:
Betsy Propane
LauraLee
Kim Brulee
ChristinaNoel

Including musical stylings by Nico Dahl & Francesca and hosted by yours truly. If you’re in Brooklyn come on out, they have frito-pie…jussayin’….

Produced by Francesca Hoffman and Kim Bechtold

https://www.facebook.com/events/705425722823769
http://www.brandedsaloon.com/

 

Saturday, February 1st

PRIME Aqueerius!

PRIME is at JACK in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn

$6 before 11pm/$9 after
$5 if you were born under the sign of Aquarius!
C train to Clinton/Washington

JACK is located on Waverly between Fulton and Atlantic.

JACK and its bathrooms are wheelchair accessible and all gender! There’s a cash bar, cheap drinks, including Prime’s own Prosecco drink the “tender gender”

‘You are the culture, you are the party and I love you for it! See you there!Bring friends and mingle, it’s 2014’—the dandy promoter Drae Campbell

For more info on PRIME, check this out!

http://hotfemmeinthecity.wordpress.com/2013/06/19/interview-with-drae-campbell-of-prime-the-queer-party-for-grown-folks/

https://www.facebook.com/events/232907023558702/

 

Wednesday, February 5th

Heart-Shaped Boxes: Nirvana Burlesque!
Parkside Lounge, 317 East Houston
Doors open at 7:45 p.m. show at 8:00 p.m. sharp!
Admission: 1 for $10, 2 for $15
plus minimum two drink purchase

Wednesday Feb. 5th at the Parkside!

Wednesday Feb. 5th at the Parkside!

The New York School of Burlesque’s Driver’s Seat Program and Pam Demonium present Heart-Shaped Boxes: Nirvana Burlesque! Come watch six of the New York City Burlesque scene’s most riveting stars pay homage to the music of their youth and a band that changed the course of music forever! Hosted by moi as Courtney Love (read slash of lipstick and upside down blonde wig) and starring:

Pam Demonium
Lily Faye
Fan Cy Feast

Dick Jones

Lefty Lucy

Marinara Stardust

With a special appearance by The Nevermind Orchestra!!!

The sexy Lynnsanity will be serving as our Stage Kitten/Pick Up Artist for the evening and Laura Jean DuMond will be taking none of your guff at the door.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1406776639568710/

 

Thursday, February 6th

Empire Beats plays the Shrine
2271 Adam Clayton Powell Blvd
2, 3 to 135th St.
A, B, C to 135th St.
Harlem

With a drink on the menu called the Muslim Jew, the Shrine is a one of a kind venue rife with character and dedicated to good music. I’ve been wanting to play there with this outfit for a while. Empire Beats sans dancers, all music.

http://shrinenyc.com/

 

Sunday February 9th
Second Annual Brooklyn Nightlife Awards
Radio Bushwick,
22 Wyckoff Ave
9-11pm

L to Jefferson Station

BNA

Celebrating all that is scene and unclean in Brooklyn Nightlife, put together by the one and only Merrie Cherrie of Metropolitan’s famed DRAGnet. Featuring Goldie Peacock, Drae Campbell, Haus of Sweat, Charlie Sheena, Darlinda Just Darlinda and Scary Ben, Hamm Sammich, Mocha Lite , Thorgy Thor, DJ Jay Four World and oh so many more….

VOTE for your favorite nightlife personalities here:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/3JGS875
https://www.facebook.com/BrooklynNightlifeAwards
http://www.papermag.com/2013/01/drag_queen_merrie_cherry_on_th.php
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323375204578270094119846134.html
http://www.nextmagazine.com/content/brick-house-next-magazine-among-winners-first-ever-brooklyn-nightlife-awards
http://brokelyn.com/the-brooklyn-nightlife-awards-a-party-for-your-parties/

Join the groupies for the Meat Coma Tour!!

 

Friday, February 14th
Empire Beats at Hill Country BBQ Market
345 Adams Street
Brooklyn, NY 11201
718-855-460
Hill Country Barbecue Market
10pm FREE

A, C, F, Jay St. Borough Hall
2, 3, 4, 5 to Borough Hall Station
G to Hoyt-Schermerhorn
B, Q to Dekalb Ave. Station

Yes! There’s a Hill Country in Brooklyn now! On St. Valentine’s Day Empire Beats chows down on brisket and then swings riveting soul all night for your meat-loving, hot sauce eating pleasure. The juiciest Texas style brisket, bbq, ribs, fall off the bone chicken, sausage, and OH I haven’t even mentioned the sides…the slaw, cucumber salad and lawd hep us the greeeeeens. Get your hands off my greens! Admission=FREE but you’d be Crazay not to get some of this food!

http://www.hillcountrybk.com/locations

Saturday, February 15th
Empire Beats at Hill Country Part Deux
30 West 26th Street
New York, NY 10010

Brisket last night in Brooklyn, brisket tonight in Manhattan! Join us for the whole BBQ coma tour! I warned you that the food was amazing. Warned you!

http://music.hillcountryny.com/

 

Thursday February 20th

Juke Joint Revue at the Parkside Lounge

Carriage Return, Poppy Tart and Lina Tantalette with kitten Bianca Dagga and good time gal Corvette LeFace! Wear you Hifalutin Shoes and get you some cornbread!

 

Friday February 21st
Empire Beats can’t get enough BBQ!
Dinosaur BBQ
604 Union St. Brooklyn, NY 11215
347-429-7030

I told you it was tour of BBQ joints…at least it’s gluten free?…I guess…(I don’t know a flea about gluten free…) I’ve passed this place a few times and I’m anxious to try it out! Come with! At least I know the tunes will be kickin!

http://dinosaurbarbque.com/

 

Fridays, January 10th, February 28, March 28
Room 69
92 Ludlow Street
Hotel Chantelle

F,J,M to Delancey

B or D to Grand St. Station

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The crème de la crème du burlesque dances for you in this sweet speakeasy style haunt. Join Asian Sexation Calamity Chang’s revolving cast of eleganza and mystique. The lighting is low, the staff is filled with darlings and the champagne and oysters are divine. Every Friday, are performances by Room 69’s resident dancers Aurora Black, Rosie Cheeks and Mr. Gorgeous. The show is always FREE but tipping is a fantastic idea! Wink wink. Nudge NUDGE.

 

Thursday, March 13
Empire Beats plays Harlem
Silvana
300 West 116th St.
(between Manhattan Ave & 8th Avenue)
New York, NY 10026
646-692-4935
10 pm

B or C to 116th St. Station
2 or 3 to 116th St. Station
A or D to 125th St. Station

silvana in harlem

This Middle Eastern hot-spot on Harlem’s restaurant row is getting rave reviews. The much anticipated venue offers African and Israeli food in African décor, along with live R&B and Soul artists. Empire Beats plays a set in the snazzy new café. I’m taking the White Boys uptown!

http://harlemcondolife.com/2013/06/30/silvana-in-harlem/#.Ut3NfNIo7GI

Hope to see you out!

Thank you,

Camille

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